Double Trouble

Decision was made. I must start counting my blessings and be content. I was surprised that I had two cars, two homes, two watches and then when things stated revealing, I was astonished most of the things I had were in Double. Somewhere I got into doubt as I had only one wife but then my conscious felt contented, she alone was equal to having more than two. My friends over casual talks also confirmed that having one wife is having more than one in terms of double stresses, double worries and doubled troubles on home front. But that is true only after you are married for 15 years or more. So question asked was to all eligible parties

Like a exam reappear I felt that I keep on failing when so ever I was tested by in the subject “wife”. I have heard that women are difficult to understand like some difficult subjects. Why men cannot understand women? I was told that each successful man has a woman at his back. Does that mean acts of men should be as per dictate of voice from behind? What about fundamental rights, what about being a man enough. I have learnt now all such questions and even thinking ids inviting double trouble in your life sentencing you to without food for at least one week in isolation and no night sleep for days together.

I meditated and tried to find when I was advised twice by my wife and yet I did not follow once.  It came back with striking note. Yes I was not wise enough to act on single call in timeline. I will keep on adding double the Garam  Masala to cooked meals or forget twice to water plants. This spoiled the equation over the time. I became a useless person and was termed lazy and compared to good for nothing.

It is also true all men want to play a double game too. Suddenly after increased girth and weight around waist, men in forty do become naughty but other half is clever enough to see what’s going on and game is always gets disturbed after a first set of flirting around in the night party. Morning brings back deeds account and day starts with sweet good morning said twice but wife gives no reaction and that starts a week long, may be month long offering from husband’s side to please dear wife. Double trouble dust gets settled only with coming of some guest in the house. I have promised now not to play any double game even not to count Double blessings.